"I got your money."
Naomi giving the new Ol' Dirty album a big shout out (over IM, 12/15)
(submitted by L.McGunnniess - fastest man at Jupiter)

"There'll be some Shopping Bot Hotties for sure."
Dens, trying to convince G¸nther Cage to attend Deal Time Drobner's mid-town party. (12/1)
(submitted by C.Gage)

"Generous and kind... like Jesus."
Ken Cassar commenting on his "goodwill" gesture of handing out lollipops (11/30)
(submitted by XGirl)

xgirl5000: i just cannot drink anymore
lattistar: it's all about pacing and control
lattistar: i'm the queen, i can give you some tips
Precious IM snippets... (11/19)

"It's okay - I found my fork. It was just a little misunderstanding".
Vipul, to the waiter at Dojo's, after hiding his fork under his plate (?!?) and asking for another in some-kind-of retaliation to the lackluster service. (11/10)

Dens: "What is the object you desire?"
Stacey: "Luke."
This is taken way of out context, but still... (11/1)

"I like to imagine you hanging around your house in nothing but Ballet Slippers"
Chris Gage unknowingly macking on Pados over a few beeyahs at Bleeker Street Bar (10/22)

"I'm thinking of going as a "Notifier Client". Do you think it involves wearing a cape?
Krucoff (over email) looking to Dealtime Drobner for some Halloween costume advice. (10/19)

"Indie rock forever!"
Me (dpstyles) to Stacey after listening to the first 30 seconds of the new Guided by Voices disc. (10/16)
(this was elevated to quotebaord status by Stacey Herron)

"What should I wear tomorrow? I'm going to go buy an outfit for the IPO."
Lattistar (Stacey Herron) to Krucoff (via AOL IM) on the eve of the IPO. (10/7)

"Did you hear who's replacing Andrew?"
"Did they go with the monkey or the robot?"
- Kevin Muoio's Shockwave D.Film about Andrew's departure.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the freestyle show will start in 15 minutes."
Stacey Herron every time I wheel my bicycle past her desk.

"Anybody have an Alpha-based NT system? If so, I have some free software for you?"
-Cormac's so-obviously-SiteOps spam.

"I watch the MTV - I know what kids do when they dance"
Andrew Krucoff, The Legend, speaking his cultured mind on after-hours events.

"She needs discipline. May I recommend a three week bootcamp at Fort Krucoff?"
Andrew's friend Grellan (via email) living vicariously through Krucoff's social fantasy land

"If I left anyone off the list you feel I missed by all means tell them... you can't do any worse than Vipul."
Krucoff's party invite

"I don't think I could stretch the truth anymore without the entire internet backbone collapsing"
Dens on dressing up one's resume

"Can we for once not talk about stocks?"
Always Talking Stocks Drobner during lunch at 535

"I hit Drobner with a drive-by warning this morning"
Heather on her ghetto IM-warning tactics

"oh yes.. we'll be there"
David Card after seeing the second Star Wars trailer

"Avoid using comparatives with modifiers that are already superlative"
Marla teaching the basics of report writing

"Customer service - it's a way of life"
Stupid Krucoff (2/26/99)

"Sister's alarm didn't go off?"
H.Dougherty to Scott.d his late arrival to Research Training (2/26/99)

"Hey Drew, did you take a job with UPS?"
Ken Cassar describing Drew's all-tan outfit upon his late arrival to a Friday analyst meeting

"Look at this, Crowley.. up up up.. too bad I can't highlight it"
uBbid Krucoff showing off his Yahoo portfolio 1/11/99