"Are you guys just waiting for the check?"
- TGIFriday's waiter after taking our order -- then forgetting about us for an hour. We just walked out the restaurant at thus point.

"Who cares if your ERP system is working when there's people blowing up?"
- Adrienne's commentary on her "I have to work on New Year's Eve" scenario as we were watching NBC's "Y2K - The Movie". (11/21)

"He's from planet freestyle right now..."
- NBC Gravity Games announcer talking about some BMX kid (10/31)

"What the fuck is this? All you've got is fucking "Amy's Graduation" brand chocolate! You Americans are such fucking losers!"
Ashley's friend Maria (in her thick english accent) as she was picking through our freezer looking for something to eat. (9/11)

"Come work for me - I'll double your salary."
An overly cocky Doug Jaeger, trying really hard, to convince people to join his group at JWT Interactive. (9/2)

"Look at that guy. He has no pull"
Krucoff commenting on the efforts of Agency.com's CEO to get a beer at Bleeker Street Bar. (8/6)

"That hamester dance is crazy! Look at all those hamsters!"
Mike Driscoll's (over email) after his discovery of hamsterdance.com.

"Dear Diary, I started my own internet today. Note to self: remember to try business-to-business ecommerce again in 2Q97."
Amy's (Davies) response when I asked her to guess what type of stuff I found in my old high school journal (6/1/99).

"Whoa - look at fucking Magellan over here!"
Amy.W to Rosie, sarcastically interrupting Rosie's story on her "magical discovery" of the free dryer in our building.

"When I saw those hips and that ass, there was no mistaking her. No one is that fat in Soho."
Amy.W on her Monica sighting in lower Manhattan.

"Living faith. Undying love. Abercrombie & Fitch."
Adrienne spicing up the church banner with A&F-style marketing.

"DEEZNUTS"
License plate of a Nissan Maxima on Bleeker Street

"Save me from the unexpected errors! As if there are some errors that they expect but not this one."
The wisdom of A. Davies on the constant crashing of Netscape Navigator. (3/8/99)

"The paperclip winks at me all day long... I think he likes me."
Sweet Sweet clueing me in on her other Microsoft Word lover (sniffle)

"Yeah, because he told me that he gets nervous talking to pretty girls. (The truth does not equal parade)"
Another classic Ro e-mail - God bless her.

"follow the clues and you will know good gossip...believe things you hear."
Rosie (over e-mail), trying to be all First Wok-Philosophical about the SSBP/AZPA merger

"I'm a low-maintenance retarded person."
Andrew from Jup, mackin' it up at Automatic Slims

"While I'm at it, can I get you a Bud Light or a Michelob?"
- Wine snob to me and as I ask for "two glasses of that" at Jordan's wine-tasting, PR extravaganza. (All the wine snobs get a jolly old laugh making fun of the uncultured kids).

"Hey, if a guy says that he likes your skirt, that really means he likes what's under your skirt, right?
- Weitzenhoffer, randomly, over e-mail

"ANYWAY, PLEASE ERASE ALL IMAGES OF US TOGETHER AND NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN. THANK YOU."
- Another quality Mike Shapiro quote (over e-mail) - poor Mike, that's what you get for mackin'

"Do you guys all eat together?"
- Mike Shapiro, completely out of the blue on the roof of Katie's convent.

"Kaseem Sinceno is a piece of shit! I will break his PlayStation legs!"
Alex to Jay over e-mail

"Wow, I could hook up with any guy in the bar!"
An overly self-confident Rosie Ornstein talking to Dennis and Josh at Merc Bar (9/12)

"I still enjoy the E mail and after seeing Bill Clarks' computer which is 95 I am jealous and want a window 95"
- My grandmother (over e-mail, God bless her) showing off her knowledge of computing (8/16)

"You should come tonight. What's [she] doing? Coke?"
- Ro as spokesperson for a drug-free America (8/5)

Dens: Know what we need? A porsche.
Sara: Why?
Dens: To get us some bitches.
- On a "we're losers" Saturday night

"and it'll be so SPECIAL"
- mike.d, about the first time for our newlyweds

"That'll play... FORE!"
- dp shooting a 117