"FREAK!!"
Alex to Willow, the green haired kid AND monkey-boy as we walk to Kimmel...
"Am I really drunk, or is that Wonder Woman?"
"Yeah, that's Wonder Woman."
"Is that the real one?"
Josh to Dennis at Kimmel upon seeing all the costume-party goers...
"Word to the mutha"
Alex to Sean (Murray) at Kimmel (Prompting a group of minority upperclassmen to almost fuck us up.)
"You're not as cool as you think when you drink."
Some dumb-ass alcohol awareness commercial during the Nebraska game..
"Even these mannequins get me more excited than Syracuse women."
Dennis to Alex and Josh at the Carousel...
"...because they're skanky ass ho's that probably nobody wants to talk to."
Mike (Pooder's brother) when Dan asked a group of ex-Adam Street party girls why the party sucks...
"Let's break shit!!"
Steve at the East Adams party when Green Day started playing...