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It's a sad sad day for local teendrama readers - Jackie.F has packed her bags and moved to London, taking a Big Girl Promotion with her current employer.

Before she left, we all got together at some place in Tribeca that was supposed to be all fancy pants but was filled with lots of NBA jerseys and "2 Fast 2 Furious" types.


A haiku:

Ah, Jill and Jackie.
You look so cute in this pic.
No one knows you're crunked.

     
A game: Please match these made up dance moves with the photos above.

a. Shake Your Ass (But Watch Youself)
b. I, Robot
c. JigglyPuff, danger!
d. Hungry Eyes.


Trivia: Which of the following did I make out with in Vermont?

a. Mel
b. your sister


Trivia: How did my shirt get all wet?

a. Mel - crunked as I've ever seen anyone - did it.
b. Joe - crunked as anyone I've ever seen (besides Mel) - did it.
c. The Lauren Horse dumped a shot on me in a fit of rage.


Okay, I am sick of writing questions and shit. Here, me thanking Lauren for dumping her drink on me.

ps: Score yourself +2 points if you got the question above correct!


K + J + L = the whole middle of the alphabet!


About half way through the night, Mel figures out that she knows the guys that own the bar (from high school?). Soon enough she is behind the bar...


... mixing us up some of the nastiest drinks I've ever tasted.


We drank them anyway.


This is what free, arbitrarily made-up drinks will do to you.


This too.


And perhaps even this.

ps: Yes, please.

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