This past Saturday was one Mike Tully's 29th birthday, an event celebrated by traveling to the shadiest part of Brooklyn to some random bar called Buttermilk. Okay, so maybe it's not the shadiest area, but then again, I know nothing about Brooklyn. As far as I'm concerned, any place that you can't hail a cab in under three minutes is shady. Moving on...


So, Grellan and I take the F train out, walk a few blocks to meet up w/ Sarah (who you may remember from such nights as Crashing Some IndieWire Party). On the way we run across this cab for sale...


... which at $1200 bucks is still a much better deal than Goldie.

ps: I also got my palm read for $2 bucks. Apparently I am going to live a long, disease-free life and get a new superstar job. Oh and my ex-girlfriend is going to call me. Who knew?!


Teendrama fans, meet Mike Tully, mastermind behind The Squizzle^TM. Let me quote for a second from Tully's friendster profile...

I Am The Inventor/Creator Of The Squizzle Phenomenon. Instructions for Squizzle: 1 Empty Spray Bottle. 1 Bottle of Liquor. Fill Spray Bottle. Get Your Squizzle On! (Squizzle Should Be Administered By A Friend Or An Associate, Who Gives Two Sprays While Shouting "Wooo wooo!!!!") Also, We Mustn't Forget About Mini-Squizzle: 1 Small Spray Bottle (Perfume Style). Fill With Liquor. Get Your Mini-Squizzle On! (Mini-Squizzle Is A Self- Administered Process.) Y'all Muthafuckaz Betta Bring It, Cuz If You Don't Be Squizzlin' At A Barbecue This Summer, Y'all Gonna Be Goin' Home Witchyo' Damn Selves. Wooo wooo!!!!

Above, Tully demoing the power of The Squizzle^TM. During the first take of this shot, I got it in the eye.


Grellan, after losing his Squizzle^TM virginity.


Grazillian and Sarah. Cute like buttons.


I have no idea who this kid is. I do know that the handshake is his commitment to boycott hifiny.com. Suck it, Randy!

Correction from Tully: "That guy isn't just Ed, he is singer/songwriter/quote machine Ed...."


IndieWire Wendy and some kid named Ed?

Who are these people?

Another correction from Tully: "...and the guy with Wendy is the one and only Christof Gebert, sound mixer extraordinaire (all of David Gordon Green's movies, and the new Todd Solondz)."


Me and Tully. Wooo wooo!

This is right before I left and walked around for 20 minutes before finding a cab. Fucking Brooklyn.