So, I'm hanging out w/ Karen at No Malice Palace the other night when my brother randomly shows up with my birthday present...


... an Ellis Burks light switch!

See, back in the day of the 1987 Red Sox, I was an Ellis Burks superfan... collecting his baseball cards, hanging posters on my wall...


... and now, he welcomes me home every day with the smile that only a 20/20 season (1987) and an AL Gold Glove (1992) can bring.


Before.


After.

ps: I think he got it on eBay (of course). Also makes a great gift for dads and grads.