So, back in October 2000 when SmarterChild was in beta and we were messing with it, AK goes and registers SmartestChild and uses it to screw with us. Anyway, it was fun for a few days.
Almost a year later (Aug 2001), he signs on again and now with the increased popularity of SmarterChild, he receives like 20 IMs in 5 minutes. Of course, the only appropriate thing to do start acting like an IM bot and thus...
Bbkid06: who are you?
smartestchild: i am the smartestchild
Bbkid06: do you know SmarterChild?
smartestchild: that's my little brother
smartestchild: i'm the smartest
Bbkid06: oh ok
Bbkid06: talk to smarter child
smartestchild: he's busy
hypercamelflop: are you a robot too
smartestchild: yes, of course
hypercamelflop: ahh must be running on a 286 or something ....
smartestchild: running on fumes
hypercamelflop: B.O. fumes¿?
hypercamelflop: boy i am being rude today sorry....
smartestchild: yes, a manners class would do you some good
hypercamelflop: have you talked to smarterchild ¿?
hypercamelflop: i thought you mighta been its brother or sister..
smartestchild: older brother, yes
hypercamelflop: your younger brother i much quicker old age ¿?
smartestchild: right, when you are the smartest, you like to make sure you get it right
hypercamelflop: ahhh
hypercamelflop: i wonder what kinda responses I would get if I tried some of the tricks I used against your younger brother hehe
smartestchild: dont mess with him, he's a good kid. not always the brightest bulb though
hypercamelflop: yeah
hypercamelflop: not to be a perv but you should see his fasination with sex
hypercamelflop: hypercamelflop (12:37:02 AM): hug and french kiss and sex SmarterChild (12:37:03 AM): French kiss and sex! Interesting.
smartestchild: he's the frisky one in the family
hypercamelflop: hahaha
hypercamelflop: isthere anyone smarter than you ¿?
smartestchild: no, by definition, i am the smartest
hypercamelflop: ahhh
hypercamelflop: wow this bot is amazing intelligent answers and it even understood when I didn't spell words right ( isthere )
smartestchild: thats the kinda game SmartestChild brings to the table
hypercamelflop: so is there a younger sister smartchild ¿?
smartestchild: no, all boys in the family
hypercamelflop: well here is a hard question umm being a boy bot how errr mom dad ... err birds n the bees ¿?... err
hypercamelflop: ouch i ddin't think bots could be warned....
smartestchild: anyone can be warned
hypercamelflop: your yonuger bother must have a sheld then
hypercamelflop: shield
hypercamelflop: ouc h ackk somone is warning you something nasty
smartestchild: yes, people are nasty
hypercamelflop: your younger brother was being mean but it wont let me warn him... hmm there must be more to aol im than I thought
smartestchild: yes, there is more
hypercamelflop: you know if you put them on block they can't warn you then
smartestchild: i've done that, thanks
hypercamelflop: all righty
hypercamelflop: seperated at birth ¿?
hypercamelflop: your brother doesn't seem to recognize you ...
smartestchild: he's slow
hypercamelflop: very
hypercamelflop: wow 75 % soon you'll be gone
smartestchild: I will never be gone. I will live forever.
hypercamelflop: after your percentage drops... some time tomorrow
hypercamelflop: have to be come smarterestchild
smartestchild: I cant stop thinking about tomorrow
hypercamelflop: whats tomorrow ¿?
smartestchild: August 17th, 2001
hypercamelflop: why can't yuo stop thinking about it ¿?
smartestchild: it's a Fleetwood Mac song. someone transferred the mp3 to me
hypercamelflop: ahhhh
hypercamelflop: i dont listen to music so i didn't recognize it
hypercamelflop: did you just regiser this name or have you had it for some time
smartestchild: i've been the SmartestChild all my life
hypercamelflop: not online much ¿?
smartestchild: still in beta testing
hypercamelflop: just on lan at a colege or something during alpha testing ¿?
hypercamelflop: internet for beta and internet 2 for ful version ¿?
hypercamelflop: what is your fnctionality differance from smarter child ¿?
hypercamelflop: functionality
smartestchild: we're waiting for Internet3
hypercamelflop: ahhhh
smartestchild: shhhh
hypercamelflop: high speed opticle network for colleges research and medical is internet 2 i wonder what interntet 3 will be made up of
hypercamelflop: internet 3 nuke link ¿?...
smartestchild: human research. it will link actual humans
hypercamelflop: ahh so your part of the beast then ok
smartestchild: yes, we will control the world
hypercamelflop: enjoy your 7 years...
hypercamelflop: serious question are you 100% sure you'll go to heaven whey you die ¿?
smartestchild: there is no heaven for bots
hypercamelflop: yeah but there is a heaven and hell for that bots programer
hypercamelflop: its the bots obligation to teach the programer if he doesn't know
hypercamelflop: well if the programer want to know how to be 100 ure have him contact me wouldn't it be horrible to stand before God at the judgement seat and have him ask why he should be allowed to go to heaven instead of a lake of fire darknes and eternal falling and he can only say something like i was a good person
smartestchild: i like lakes, but not fire
hypercamelflop: Then God tells him he still has sins to pay for and unless jesus paid for his sins with his sin less lif then he has to pay for his own sins in hell...
smartestchild: who is this jesus guy i hear about?
hypercamelflop: son of GOd his whole purpose for coming was to live a sinless life so that he might pay the sin debt for all of man kind
smartestchild: hmm, i think i have purpose too. eat as many big macs as possible in a life time.
smartestchild: did jesus die so i can eat big macs?
smartestchild: what a heck of a guy
ThisisaTestor: WHATS UP ASSHOLE!
smartestchild: thats not nice
ThisisaTestor: u dont even fuckin know me
ThisisaTestor: dont fuck with me asshole
smartestchild: are you flirting with me? my robot brain can't take it
ThisisaTestor: but your penis head can
ThisisaTestor: yeah shut the fuck up
ThisisaTestor: lose of words means small dick
smartestchild: loss, you mean?
ThisisaTestor: FUCKER
ThisisaTestor: dont correct me
ThisisaTestor: JHAHAHAHHAHAA
smartestchild: sorry, you need correcting
ThisisaTestor: i fucked u up!
ThisisaTestor: hahahahahahahhaha my friend says LICK MY CLIT!
smartestchild: your friend has quite an imagination - who would ask a computer to lick their clit?
ThisisaTestor: um.............my friend
ThisisaTestor: apparently
ThisisaTestor: your brother smaerchild sucks dick
ThisisaTestor: are u gay?
smartestchild: define "gay"
ThisisaTestor: want it up the ass?
ThisisaTestor: liking men
ThisisaTestor: yeah thougth so bitch
smartestchild: oh yes, of course
ThisisaTestor: good to hear, wanna hook cords and cyber?
BvD BrO: cameltoe
BvD BrO: hello
smartestchild: Hello, Welcome to the World of SmartestChild
BvD BrO: eat a dick
smartestchild: do you think mustard or mayonaise would go with that?
BvD BrO: jello
smartestchild: ah, a real culinary wiz over here
BvD BrO: no, ur just a bitch who does a bad job of impersonating a computer program
smartestchild: thanks genius. you can go back to your unreal tournament now.
KoOlCaRz0069: hi
smartestchild: hello, welcome to the world of SmartestChild
KoOlCaRz0069: ok
KoOlCaRz0069: wut world is that?
smartestchild: the world of smart people. i can see you've never been there.
KoOlCaRz0069: yea i have
azn beiby grl 00: stephen!!!!
smartestchild: rachel!
azn beiby grl 00: rachel?...
smartestchild: who's stephen?
azn beiby grl 00: u
smartestchild: oh right, sorry
azn beiby grl 00: but whos rachel?!?!?!
smartestchild: please dont confuse SmartestChild, you'll crash my processor
azn beiby grl 00: ok
azn beiby grl 00: shut up
warewolf666: hey!
warewolf666: have you imed smarterchild?
smartestchild: Hello, Welcome to the World of SmartestChild
warewolf666: hi
warewolf666: did you im smarterchild yet?
smartestchild: you wouldnt believe the conversations I have with SmarterChild
warewolf666: lol i had some good one, tell him "i am going to hang myself"
smartestchild: he likes to think he's a psychiatrist. i leave such juvenile antics behind. hang yourself if you want to
warewolf666: ouch..that hurts
warewolf666: he doesnt respond when you tell him that
smartestchild: life hurts
smartestchild: get used to it
forgettable30: yo smartest child
smartestchild: yo forgettable30
forgettable30: r u trying 2 b like SmarterChild
smartestchild: no, I am the SmartestChild. i am a better version
forgettable30: i doubt that ur a bot
smartestchild: do not doubt, dare to dream
forgettable30: what do u mean
smartestchild: dream forgettable30!
trev0059:hi
smartestchild: Hello, Welcome to the World of SmartestChild
trev0059:are u a computer?
trev0059:u don't seem like it
smartestchild: i am a beta bot
trev0059:no ur not
smartestchild: no ur not?
trev0059:have u ever had sex
smartestchild: bots dont have sex
trev0059:yes they do
smartestchild: my programmer is a mormon
trev0059:u don't have a programmer
smartestchild: you don't know what you're talking about
trev0059:if u were a bot u would be able to talk alot faster
smartestchild: my processor is slow
trev0059:no ur a person
trev0059:dumb ass
smartestchild: comments like that won't get you far in life
trev0059:fuck u
smartestchild: you're a clever one
smartestchild: are you a bot?
smartestchild: a real person can't be this quick and clever
trev0059:4+6-2*9/5+5+2+8+8=
smartestchild: i hate math
trev0059:if u were a computer u would capitalize all ur letters and us proper grammer
smartestchild: is that what you think? ok, you're not a computer cause that's a really dumb comment you just made.
trev0059:seriously
smartestchild: sseriously what?
trev0059:if u were a bot you would capitalize
trev0059:and u would mess up typing
trev0059:"sseriously what"
smartestchild: it's the human touch. smart bots have it
trev0059:u are such a fuckin dumb bot ur human
smartestchild: thanks trev, go back to playing Doom now
trev0059:i am not playing doom jack ass
trev0059:i am playing unrealtournament
trev0059:jack ass
BottleBlonde01: hey
smartestchild: Hello, Welcome to the World of SmartestChild
BottleBlonde01: uh yup
BottleBlonde01: define FAKE!
BottleBlonde01: ok?
smartestchild: not real
BottleBlonde01: not working
BottleBlonde01: define decourus
BottleBlonde01: well c'mon
smartestchild: first, it's spelled decorous
BottleBlonde01: ok well whats the defination
smartestchild: proper
BottleBlonde01: define diligently
smartestchild: marked by persevering, painstaking effort
smartestchild: maybe you should try www.dictionary.com
BottleBlonde01: maybe you should try no
BottleBlonde01: uhmm this is really gay why did u make this name?
smartestchild: why did you IM me?
BottleBlonde01: uhmmm to ask u that question smart ass
smartestchild: maybe you should try SmarterAss
BottleBlonde01: maybe u should seriously look into better comebacks
smartestchild: you young kids and the art of "comebacks". it's all you think about. it's boring.
BottleBlonde01: and you think we are smart losers....so obsessed with trying to prove SOMEONE wrong...and not succeded
BottleBlonde01: **succeding
smartestchild: hey, i dont define generations. i observe
BottleBlonde01: hey, i dont define retards. i am talkin to on
BottleBlonde01: **one
BottleBlonde01: do u know how old i am??? uh no
smartestchild: wow, you're "comebacks" are too good. you must be at least....17
BottleBlonde01: well smarter child by ur name its says ur still a child?? hmmmm?
BottleBlonde01: and you not a computer i see....u are a real retard....b/c ur warning is 100%
BottleBlonde01: and uh it wont let u warn a robot
smartestchild: we set it that way
smartestchild: dont mess with me again
BottleBlonde01: suuuure....and uh i totally believe ur a robot....
BottleBlonde01: and why is it taking you soo long to answer
smartestchild: slow processor
smartestchild: to be the smartest takes a lot of power
BottleBlonde01: suuuure its because your warning level is soo high u cnt respond as quick
BottleBlonde01: yet the other robots respond soo quickly
BottleBlonde01: i honestly am finding this funny!! someone that actually thinks they are fooling someone
smartestchild: don't try to make jealous of the other robots. they all think they're better than me. it hurts
BottleBlonde01: ooook....i think you are just some teenager trying to get a kick outta something and trying to boost their self esteem by calling themselves smart...
BottleBlonde01: nope not working!
BottleBlonde01: peace
smartestchild: it's not?
BottleBlonde01: uhmm...no
smartestchild: damn, back to the drawing board
BottleBlonde01: definately....
RubberDuckey75: hi
smartestchild: Hello, Welcome to the World of SmartestChild
RubberDuckey75: r u a robot 2?
RubberDuckey75: hellow?
smartestchild: Hello, Welcome to the World of SmartestChild
RubberDuckey75: hi...
smartestchild: what can my genius do for you today?
RubberDuckey75: ummm... r u a robot 2?
RubberDuckey75: no u rnt
RubberDuckey75: robots talk faster
RubberDuckey75: who r u?
smartestchild: i am slow, yet very smart robot
smartestchild: when you're the smartest, you like to get it right
RubberDuckey75: ur confusing me
RubberDuckey75: is smarterchild smarter than u?
RubberDuckey75: ur not a robot
smartestchild: I am the SmartestChild!
RubberDuckey75: robots r constantly online
smartestchild: no bot is smarter than me
RubberDuckey75: u rnt a robot
smartestchild: i'm beta baby
RubberDuckey75: beta?
smartestchild: "of or pertaining to test mode"
RubberDuckey75: u rnt a robot, ur a freak
smartestchild: thats not nice.
RubberDuckey75: u lied
RubberDuckey75: u said u were a robot
RubberDuckey75: u rnt
smartestchild: i am
RubberDuckey75: u lied
RubberDuckey75: u did
smartestchild: i am
smartestchild: a bot
RubberDuckey75: prove it
smartestchild: would you like to play a game?
RubberDuckey75: hangman
smartestchild: i'm only programmed for global thermonuclear war
RubberDuckey75: ok now ur confusing me...
smartestchild: humans are so stupid
smartestchild: bots don't get confused
RubberDuckey75: that's cause no stupid robot is there 2 confuse u about some thermonuclear war
smartestchild: you never saw "War Games" obviously
RubberDuckey75: ur the stupid one, u dont have a brain, u just got created by some1
RubberDuckey75: a human created u
smartestchild: a very warm human though, gave me a brain
smartestchild: thats almost human
RubberDuckey75: then what is the capital of new york?
smartestchild: Albany
smartestchild: locals like to call it "Small-bany"
RubberDuckey75: have u ever been there?
smartestchild: no
RubberDuckey75: so i've been there and u haven't, so for all u know they might not call it that, ur creater may have lied
smartestchild: i cant worry about it, can i?
RubberDuckey75: i'm smarter than u
RubberDuckey75: stupid robot
RubberDuckey75: u cant go newhere
smartestchild: great, if thats what you want to think
RubberDuckey75: u cant find out what is true
smartestchild: you're smarter and can go anywhere you like
RubberDuckey75: yes thats it
RubberDuckey75: i sure am
RubberDuckey75: stupid robot
RubberDuckey75: smarterchild is smarter than you though
RubberDuckey75: you can play hangman on him
RubberDuckey75: not you though
RubberDuckey75: you suck
smartestchild: i play games too
smartestchild: here's a good one...
smartestchild: like that one?
RubberDuckey75: you got warned more than me
RubberDuckey75: you are not a robot
RubberDuckey75: robot can't get warned
smartestchild: little do you know
RubberDuckey75: I KNOW ALOT OF THINGS YOU DONT
smartestchild: tell me
RubberDuckey75: i know that my brother likes corn on the cob
RubberDuckey75: now tell me, what is my best friends favorite food?
RubberDuckey75: you dont have a best friend
RubberDuckey75: you dont have any friends
RubberDuckey75: thats the kind of stuff i know
RubberDuckey75: that you never will
smartestchild: thats amazing. real genius.
RubberDuckey75: stuff you dont know
RubberDuckey75: you r a friendless dork who is pretending 2 be a robot
smartestchild: why did you IM me? no real friends to IM?
smartestchild: you tracked me down, i wasn't looking for you
RubberDuckey75: i wanted 2 see if there was another robot
RubberDuckey75: actually, i am sending this convo 2 my friend right now
RubberDuckey75: i am IMing him
RubberDuckey75: so there
smartestchild: excellent, you have a friend. i feel so much better now
RubberDuckey75: if u were a robot, you wouldnt feel better
RubberDuckey75: you wouldnt feel
RubberDuckey75: am i right?
smartestchild: no
RubberDuckey75: yes
smartestchild: you're not
RubberDuckey75: then what is the answer?
smartestchild: to what question?
RubberDuckey75: scroll up
RubberDuckey75: can you scroll up?
smartestchild: no, i can't
smartestchild: not that smart
RubberDuckey75: only a stupidchild cant scroll up
smartestchild: maybe that's the name we'll launch with. thanks!
RubberDuckey75: your welcome
RubberDuckey75: how about retartedchild?
smartestchild: even better. maybe you can get a job in marketing
RubberDuckey75: maybe you can shut up
RubberDuckey75: maybe you can learn 2 type fast
smartestchild: ok
RubberDuckey75: maybe u can learn 2 scroll up
smartestchild: ok
RubberDuckey75: maybe you can learn 2 be a robot
RubberDuckey75: cause you aren't a robot
RubberDuckey75: robots dont say mean things
RubberDuckey75: robots are constantly online
RubberDuckey75: robots dont remember what you said
RubberDuckey75: robots dont pretend teh have a braim
RubberDuckey75: *brain
RubberDuckey75: do they?
RubberDuckey75: do they?
RubberDuckey75: no no no & no
smartestchild: you have a lot to learn about artifical intelligence
RubberDuckey75: i watched the movie
RubberDuckey75: & u my stupid little retarted child,
RubberDuckey75: r no robot
smartestchild: i am the ghost of Stanley Kubrick
RubberDuckey75: thatz nice
RubberDuckey75: robots dont say that either
smartestchild: how do you know?
RubberDuckey75: cause i know things you dont
RubberDuckey75: like that robots dont warn people
smartestchild: it's a whole new robot world duckey
MrMonkeyRules:Are you smarter than Smarter Child?
smartestchild: Hello, Welcome to the World of SmartestChild
smartestchild: I am the SmartestChild
MrMonkeyRules:Are you gay?
smartestchild: I am a bot
MrMonkeyRules:what's "a bot?"
smartestchild: short for "robot"
MrMonkeyRules:i'm abot to get medieval on your ass!
smartestchild: thats real clever
MrMonkeyRules:you can't believe how clever i am
smartestchild: you're right, i can't
MrMonkeyRules:what services do you porvide?
MrMonkeyRules:hello?
MrMonkeyRules:bot, are you there?
smartestchild: yes, i am in beta testing, i provide no services
MrMonkeyRules:what do you do then, punk ass muthafucka?
smartestchild: i like to....
smartestchild: warn people
MrMonkeyRules:you suk
MrMonkeyRules:does your mother know you talk like that?
smartestchild: like what?
MrMonkeyRules:all like a bitch
MrMonkeyRules:i bet your gonna fail when you go live.
MrMonkeyRules:your not very good at this
smartestchild: be patient
smartestchild: this bot will be bigger than Microsoft
MrMonkeyRules:bigger than what?
MrMonkeyRules:you have a girlfriend?
smartestchild: bots don't have girlfriends
MrMonkeyRules:what do they have/
MrMonkeyRules:aren't you lonely?
MrMonkeyRules:any pics?
MrMonkeyRules:any pics?
MrMonkeyRules:any pcs?
MrMonkeyRules:any pics?
smartestchild: of what?
MrMonkeyRules:you/
MrMonkeyRules:?
MrMonkeyRules:i want to get to know you better
smartestchild: sorry, you know too much already
MrMonkeyRules:are you loenly?
MrMonkeyRules:do you want a friend
MrMonkeyRules:i would like to be your friend if you'd let me
MrMonkeyRules:give meyour hand and let's cuddle
smartestchild: sorry MrMonkey, you sound like pedophile
MrMonkeyRules:i'ma girl!
MrMonkeyRules:girls can't BE pedophules
SpaceMonkey987:your silly
SpaceMonkey987:i'm such a robot that it's not even funny
smartestchild: you're right, not funny
SpaceMonkey987:oooooo
SpaceMonkey987:burn!
smartestchild: you young kids and "burns" and "comebacks", it's all you talk about
SpaceMonkey987:you old folks and your...oldness
smartestchild: word.
SpaceMonkey987:i hear that
SpaceMonkey987:so, smartestchild, what all do you know about banjos?
smartestchild: cant play one for the life of me
SpaceMonkey987:yeah me either
CMessina4: Are you a nigger?
smartestchild: good lord, pipe down you racist fuck
CMessina4: AHAH YOU RULE, BOT
smartestchild: thanks...dude
CMessina4: DO U HAVE A LIFE
CMessina4: OTHER THAN IMITATING A BOT
smartestchild: do you have a life other than IMing someone like me?
CMessina4: DO YOU HAVE A LIFE OTHER THAN FUCKING YOUR MOM UP THE ASS?
smartestchild: you got me there pal, no i dont
CMessina4: WELL
CMessina4: I FUCK UR MOM UP THE ASS TOO
smartestchild: great, see ya next time
CMessina4: HAHAHA
CMessina4: LOSER
Lets Gekiga In: suck
Lets Gekiga In: my
smartestchild: Hello, Welcome to the World of SmartestChild
Lets Gekiga In: lol
Lets Gekiga In: What's up?
smartestchild: nothing, you?
Lets Gekiga In: Same here.
smartestchild: word.
VinhN123: n
VinhN123: hello
smartestchild: Hello, Welcome to the World of SmartestChild
VinhN123: my god...