So, I had this cookout on July 4th. A bunch of Jups and friends from school showed up. Susan Parker took some pictures. We voted people off the terrace in a Survivor-esque fashion. Typical holiday fare... know what I'm saying?


Me grilling it up. My mom gave me that fork for my birthday - when you stick in it a piece of meat, it tells you whether its cooked or not. Now that's technology!


Here's Vipul - watermellon slice subbing for PowerPoint slides - showing how 23% of US households will have broadband access by 2003.


The whole crew - minus Biz Markee, who left like 5 minutes before this picture was taken. After seeing the Survivor-esque tikki torches, Andy Krucoff had the great idea of voting someone off the terrace at dusk. We had everyone submit one vote on who should be kicked off - and a reason why they should leave. Here's what we got..

- "Chris Gage - Because the bitch wouldn't eat the watermelon."
- "The old woman from the first episode."
- "Mr. Bo Jangles"
- "Dennis C - So we can trash his place."
- "Larry Levine - He showed up late, that bastard."
- "The guy in the white shirt [Pete Sargent] who was worried everyone would vote him off. Pleasantville High School football rules!"
- "Vipul - Poor watermelon slicing skills."
- "Krucoff - Because this was his stupid idea."
- "K-K-K-K-Crowley"
- "Dennis' Brother - I want to flirt with the chick he brought."
- "Richard Allen - Because I know his name."
- "Krucoff - Just because."
- "Cut and paste Lucas' ass right out of here!"

So, who got booted? Well, since the ambiguous "K-K-K-Crowley" could have applied to either me or my brother, the only thing to do was boot poor Andy Krucoff got the roof. Sorry, chump.


Jill and her second outfit of the day. Saucy.


Ricky Dollars chilling Senor Swanky style. Hey look! It's Jon Miller(tm) in the background!


Silly Stacey Herron - cute as a button on a wee stuffed monkey.