Okay - now this is funny shit. My friend Josh is telling me this story one day about how he's minding how own business at work one day when he gets this random IM (AOL Instant Message, like whatever). Turns out the IM is from some girl who has him mistaken for someone else - a friend from school. High school? Middle school? Age? Location? Josh has no idea - until he decides to just fuck around w/ the girl - pretending he's this other kid - and see what he can get away with. The story is funny as hell and the IM chat is even better (read below). IM names have been changed to protect the innocent. :)

RandomGirl: hey
MyFriendJosh: I've been waiting for this all day!
RandomGirl: waiting for what?
MyFriendJosh: for you to write to me
RandomGirl: oh, why is that?
MyFriendJosh: because I have no idea who the hell you are?
RandomGirl: jennifer murphy
MyFriendJosh: are you hot?
RandomGirl: are you?
MyFriendJosh: hell yeah
RandomGirl: do you have any idea who i am
MyFriendJosh: not a clue
RandomGirl: what state do you live in
RandomGirl: i have to go
MyFriendJosh: ok
RandomGirl: do you think i might have the wrong josh newman
MyFriendJosh: no, I know who you are . . . I'm just fucking with you . . . how are you?
RandomGirl: you know how big of an ass i feel like right now
MyFriendJosh: I'm sorry . . . how'd you finally track me down, btw?
RandomGirl: i can't remember, i was looking around on the internet and they had this place where you put in somebody's name,
state, town, then they tell you their email
RandomGirl: i thought you had baseball after school today
MyFriendJosh: I didn't tell you . . .
RandomGirl: tell me what?
MyFriendJosh: coach caught me smoking...yikes
RandomGirl: oops
MyFriendJosh: now that I'm a smoke head, wanna join me tonight?
RandomGirl: doing what>
RandomGirl: ?
MyFriendJosh: smoke, get naked...
MyFriendJosh: jk
RandomGirl: funny
MyFriendJosh: don't want to cross the line
RandomGirl: true
RandomGirl: so are you kicked off
MyFriendJosh: I'm suspended for my next two games . . . don't tell anyone . . . I'm really upset
RandomGirl: okay, i won't
RandomGirl: does anyone know except the baseball players
MyFriendJosh: I don't know . . . who have you talked to since school?
RandomGirl: today? nobody
MyFriendJosh: what are you doing tonight?
RandomGirl: nothing
MyFriendJosh: are you going to watch 90210?
RandomGirl: lol.....i don't know, why?
MyFriendJosh: cause I've never missed an episode! ;-)
RandomGirl: lol
MyFriendJosh: I want to marry Kelly
RandomGirl: are you going to cry tonight when they all leave?
MyFriendJosh: good chance
RandomGirl: good luck marrying kelly
MyFriendJosh: will you wipe my tears?
MyFriendJosh: OUCH\
RandomGirl: sure
RandomGirl: isn't kelly stuck on Luke Perry
RandomGirl: is josh_newman @ hotmail.com your address
MyFriendJosh: um . . . no . . .
RandomGirl: whats your address
MyFriendJosh: it's in the school directory! Are you going to send me a birthday card?
RandomGirl: when is your birthday?
RandomGirl: what school directory?
MyFriendJosh: thanks for not knowing my birthday!
RandomGirl: o
RandomGirl: ooopppsss
RandomGirl: i'm sorry i don't know your birthday :(
MyFriendJosh: don't worry about it . . . it's next thursday . . .
RandomGirl: okay
RandomGirl: are you really going to watch 90210 tonight
MyFriendJosh: how old do you think I'm going to be next week?
RandomGirl: 16
MyFriendJosh: no, I was kidding about the 90210 thing!
RandomGirl: i thought so
MyFriendJosh: yup you're right!
RandomGirl: do i get a prize
MyFriendJosh: hey, where's the nearest DMV?
RandomGirl: i don't know, why?
MyFriendJosh: do you know what 16 means?
RandomGirl: oohhhhhhhhhh, i get it
RandomGirl: i'm a very slow person when i have to think
RandomGirl: i get my license soon, too
MyFriendJosh: where do we have to go for the test?
RandomGirl: then i'll find out where you live and come bug you
RandomGirl: have you takin drivers ed
MyFriendJosh: no. I really need to get my shit together. Where are you taking it?
RandomGirl: at the license branch or whatever its called
MyFriendJosh: yeah, what town is that in? This is all new to me too :-)
RandomGirl: its in our town
RandomGirl: uptown
MyFriendJosh: what time is it by the way . . . my computer is screwed up?
RandomGirl: 5 o'clock
RandomGirl: why?
MyFriendJosh: my computer says 5:43 and I know it's not that late . . .
MyFriendJosh: thanks!
RandomGirl: yup, anytime
MyFriendJosh: are you going to the prom this year?
RandomGirl: so, are you going to the "spring fling?"
RandomGirl: the prom is already over
MyFriendJosh: you know what I meant
MyFriendJosh: spring fling . . . I'm an idiot
RandomGirl: no, it is only for 7-9, i can only go if a freshman asked me
MyFriendJosh: would you really want to go?
RandomGirl: if i could
MyFriendJosh: who would you want to go with?
RandomGirl: truth? you
MyFriendJosh: yeah, truth
RandomGirl: you
RandomGirl: why?

So, this is where Josh gets bit by the morality bug and finally explains what's going on.. but only after he get's asked to the prom!!! Ha ha ha ha ha... I'm laughing so hard right now - aloud, and I'm on a plane, and people are looking at me. I better pipe down. (ha ha ha ha ha!)