thursday = no data holiday party (!!)
No Data Holiday Party = tomorrow (Thursday!!). Wear something, er, office park-ish. See you at 12".
Attn: Field Offices,
Despite the untimely (and involuntary) loss of our entire East Coast sales
force, unabated office park parking issues and the myriad of sexual
harassment complaints (would somebody please take down the Apollonia
poster in the pantry. honestly!), we've decided to move ahead with plans
for the Second Annual No Data Holiday Office Party. Please find attached
Per the regional sales manager's orders, dress code will be strictly
enforced. That means commuter sneakers and bland skirts for females;
pressed slacks and 60/40 dress shirts for the males. Ties optional.
There will be munchable and a raffle, and the first 10 employees to show
up will receive name tags (due to belt-tightening, you'll have to supply
your own names).
Finally, there will be a repeat of the multimedia extravaganza that our
accounts payable staff put together. Take a peek at last year's work:
They really do put the POWER in Powerpoint!
Hope to see you Thursday. And donít forget, your timesheets are due on
District Manager, Human Resources
Sceneís from last yearís party:
Wed 12/14 @ 4:38 PM | # link
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